Cannibals do not eat clowns. They taste funny.
The Dali Lama walked into a pizza restaurant and said "Make me one with everything."
Ya know - 2/3's of a good pun is pu.
Keep them coming. The worse the better.
Good bunch!
Then there was the Zen monk at McDonald's: "Make me one with everything."
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