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And GOD said, "John, come forth and be granted eternal life." (Joke)
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tramsey wrote:
But John came in fifth and won a toaster
This brings up a good point of Calvin's theology, pretty widely held by Evangelical Churches. That is, that Grace is irresistible.
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insulator wrote:
That is NOT funny!
Little play on words. It is cute. I'll accept that. It's okay to laugh.
Apr 15, 2022 07:57:21 #
ImageCreator wrote:
not funny
You're right, toasters are not funny; useful, but not funny. Now the word 'toaster', having two syllables with emphasis on the first, is great for ending a dramatic sentence. Had the OP said, "... won a refrigerator..." it just wouldn't work; to the ear, it would sound like traveling a bumpy road and a poor choice. I suppose, given the parameters of this discussion, "doorknob" would have worked but, frankly, doorknobs are a bit heavy for this lighthearted discussion... and, after all, laughter is the best medicine.
Apr 15, 2022 08:57:20 #
When John didn't follow the Lord's command (s) He did get a "toaster". God wants us to follow him so we don't become "toast" There is a Bill Graham sermon in this joke.
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ImageCreator wrote:
not funny
I disagree with your assessment.
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Apr 15, 2022 09:19:23 #
Thistletop wrote:
When John didn't follow the Lord's command (s) He did get a "toaster". God wants us to follow him so we don't become "toast" There is a Bill Graham sermon in this joke.
You beat me to it
Apr 15, 2022 10:10:33 #
AndyBob
Loc: St. Louis
Yes it is!
Just like, "A Priest and a Minister walked into a bar, but the Rabbi ducked"...
Just like, "A Priest and a Minister walked into a bar, but the Rabbi ducked"...
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Priest, rabbi and minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"
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