Happy Belated St. Paddy's Day - (From a friend)
Mar 30, 2022 09:00:20 #
Mar 30, 2022 09:35:02 #
Mar 30, 2022 10:09:08 #
I was a little disappointed when I saw that you posted jokes instead of another jazz link. But these were great, many LOL moments. Thanks, Mark, and thank your friend for me.
Mar 30, 2022 10:18:16 #
cedymock wrote:
Enjoyed all especially the; it's better to be wise & clever than profane.
Thanks for letting me know!
Mark
Mar 30, 2022 10:23:42 #
Mar 30, 2022 13:32:01 #
Mar 30, 2022 15:27:29 #
Loved it. Here are a couple more to celebrate the Holiday.
His wife had been killed in an automobile accident and the police were questioning Flanagan.
"Did she say anything before she died"?, asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years!", said the Irishman.
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Father O'Malley got up one fine spring day and walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He noticed that there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
"Top o' the day to ye. This is Sgt. Flaherty. How might I help ye?"
"And the rest of the day te yerself.
This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be after sending a couple o' yer lads round to take care of the matter?"
Sgt. Flaherty considered himself to be quite a wit and the rest of the conversation proceeded:
"Well now father, it was always my impression,
that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment & then Father O'Malley replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin!"
His wife had been killed in an automobile accident and the police were questioning Flanagan.
"Did she say anything before she died"?, asked the sergeant.
"She spoke without interruption for about forty years!", said the Irishman.
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Father O'Malley got up one fine spring day and walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He noticed that there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this:
"Top o' the day to ye. This is Sgt. Flaherty. How might I help ye?"
"And the rest of the day te yerself.
This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
Would ye be after sending a couple o' yer lads round to take care of the matter?"
Sgt. Flaherty considered himself to be quite a wit and the rest of the conversation proceeded:
"Well now father, it was always my impression,
that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment & then Father O'Malley replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin!"
Mar 30, 2022 15:47:24 #
TheShoe
Loc: Lacey, WA
cedymock wrote:
Enjoyed all especially the; it's better to be wise & clever than profane.
Mar 31, 2022 12:37:51 #
Mar 31, 2022 15:29:31 #
edmixon wrote:
Really great, and funny!
Thx for sharing.
Thx for sharing.
My pleasure!
Mark
Mar 31, 2022 15:30:18 #
Mar 31, 2022 17:08:22 #
BrianFlaherty
Loc: Wilseyville, CA
Folks! We have a WINNER! In fact, quite a few!
. . .Thank you, Mark!
. . .Thank you, Mark!
Mar 31, 2022 17:43:51 #
BrianFlaherty wrote:
Folks! We have a WINNER! In fact, quite a few!
. . .Thank you, Mark!
. . .Thank you, Mark!
Thanks Brian!!
Mark
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