Trading Sex for Beer
Feb 15, 2022 10:33:41 #
Sent to me by a friend -
Yesterday morning, I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the local store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm, and she was wearing tight shorts and a skimpy top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her braless breasts almost falling out of her flimsy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I am a big believer in the barter system, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer"?
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?”
The arrogance of old age!
Yesterday morning, I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the local store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm, and she was wearing tight shorts and a skimpy top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her braless breasts almost falling out of her flimsy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I am a big believer in the barter system, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer"?
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?”
The arrogance of old age!
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Feb 16, 2022 06:02:29 #
I was about to say Jerry, had in not been your imagination doing its thing again...it must have been a dream, being it was 12° yesterday. :) :)
Feb 16, 2022 06:10:00 #
jerryc41 wrote:
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Darn she would not have made me that offer, I have only had a six pack of beer in my car once in my life, I only drink beer if there is no muddy creek water around.
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