dennis2146 wrote:
Dialogue in a restaurant between hostess and patron.
Hostess : Hello.
Patron : Hi, table for two, please.
Hostess : Sure, and your name.
Patron : Tracy.
Hostess : Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
Patron : We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Hostess : Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight.
Patron : Great. Can you show us Tom’s vaccination card?
Hostess : Um…
Patron : And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B,
or any other communicable diseases such as VD?
Hostess : Um…
Patron : Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as
marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Tom’s most recent tox screen,
that would be great.
Hostess : Um... Let me get the manager for you.
Patron : That would be great, thanks…….
Stay safe and healthy!
Dennis
Dialogue in a restaurant between hostess and patro... (
show quote)
Season 1 Episode 2:
Last week:
Hostess : Um... Let me get the manager for you.
Patron : That would be great, thanks…….
And now we continue:
Hostess : Yes, these are the customers asking...
Manager : Hello, I'm Dave, the manager, how may I help you.
Patron : Hello Dave, may I see your vaccination card please?
Manager : Um, So, do I understand correctly that you are having an issue with our requirement for all of our eat-in customers to disclose their vaccination status.
Patron : Oh, not at all, but in honoring your requirement, and before we are able to discuss this any further, you and I will need to exchange our vaccination statuses.
Manager : You know what, very well, here is mine, do you have yours available.
Patron : Excellent! Here are ours.
Manager : Perfect, you are welcome to sit where ever you'd like. Please enjoy your visit with us.
Patron : Um, we certainly will enjoy it, but first we will need to see the vaccination status for our server and anyone else who will be involved in our food preparation or service.
Manager : I'm sorry, but I cannot do that as HIPPA laws prevent me from disclosing any of my employee's medically related information.
Patron : We fully understand, but you need not disclose anything. Each of them can stop by our table and show us themselves--in fact, they can take that opportunity to personally disclose their status to all of the seated parties now here.
Manager : quietly under his breath "just think, I passed up a career in Snake Milking for this crappy job"
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