Kraken wrote:
Merry Christmas to all the hoggers.
I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try-out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.
After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, "I will have you sing tenor."
"You mean right next to the baritones?" I asked.
"No," he said, "I mean you should sing ten or more miles away from the choir."