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Aug 25, 2021 12:45:26   #
twosummers Loc: Melbourne Australia or Lincolnshire England
 
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."

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Aug 25, 2021 12:46:56   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Smart old bird!!

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Aug 25, 2021 13:31:58   #
PixelStan77 Loc: Vermont/Chicago
 
twosummers wrote:
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospit... (show quote)


Clever!

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Aug 25, 2021 14:52:06   #
napabob Loc: Napa CA
 
HA!

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Aug 25, 2021 15:29:37   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Lol.

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Aug 26, 2021 06:56:06   #
cdayton
 
😀😀😀😀

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Aug 26, 2021 07:24:46   #
nimbushopper Loc: Tampa, FL
 

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Aug 26, 2021 07:53:03   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Aug 26, 2021 07:58:25   #
RonKoris Loc: St. Helena Island, SC
 
So true.

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Aug 26, 2021 09:34:03   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Aug 26, 2021 10:37:27   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
twosummers wrote:
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospit... (show quote)


Good one.

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Aug 26, 2021 10:43:51   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
twosummers wrote:
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospit... (show quote)


Cute

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Aug 26, 2021 10:59:20   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Aug 26, 2021 11:01:38   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
Hilarious

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Aug 26, 2021 11:28:18   #
Fredrick Loc: Former NYC, now San Francisco Bay Area
 
twosummers wrote:
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospit... (show quote)

Just wonderful! Thanks for the good laugh.

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