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A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi...
Jul 4, 2021 11:31:04   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
...walk into a bar. Or maybe not.



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Jul 5, 2021 09:47:24   #
raypep
 
Clever. Very clever.

I like it !

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Jul 5, 2021 09:54:48   #
jkm757 Loc: San Diego, Ca.
 
I like Steve Kelly's cartoons. It was great when he worked for the San Diego Union back in the 80's and I got to see his work every day.

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Jul 5, 2021 10:12:50   #
Stephan G
 
jerryc41 wrote:
...walk into a bar. Or maybe not.


"Oi vey!", quoth the Rabbe.

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Jul 5, 2021 10:50:57   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana
 
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Jul 5, 2021 13:00:37   #
Dannj
 
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Jul 5, 2021 15:28:46   #
jackm1943 Loc: Omaha, Nebraska
 
jerryc41 wrote:
...walk into a bar. Or maybe not.


🀣🀣🀣

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Jul 5, 2021 20:12:29   #
cdayton
 
So a minister, priest, and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says β€œIs this some kind of joke?” Apologies to Garrison Keillor and all Hoggers.

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Jul 5, 2021 21:46:42   #
Stephan G
 
cdayton wrote:
So a minister, priest, and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says β€œIs this some kind of joke?” Apologies to Garrison Keillor and all Hoggers.


And all the B'ars in the kitchen were raring to get their dinners despite the bartender. With apologies to Wylie Miller and his bears (B'ars).


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Jul 5, 2021 21:54:03   #
Stephan G
 
One of my favorites:

The Minister, the Priest and the rabbi were arguing about the start of life.

The Minister insisted that it was at moment of conception.

The Priest countered that it was at the first quickening.

The Rabbi stops and the others stop with him.

He looks at them, saying that they are wrong. As he turns to continue his walk he says that life begins when the kids graduate from college. And move out of the house.

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Jul 6, 2021 08:48:10   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Stephan G wrote:
One of my favorites:

The Minister, the Priest and the rabbi were arguing about the start of life.

The Minister insisted that it was at moment of conception.

The Priest countered that it was at the first quickening.

The Rabbi stops and the others stop with him.

He looks at them, saying that they are wrong. As he turns to continue his walk he says that life begins when the kids graduate from college. And move out of the house.
One of my favorites: br br The Minister, the Prie... (show quote)


If he moves out of the house.

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Jul 6, 2021 09:40:17   #
Stephan G
 
jerryc41 wrote:
If he moves out of the house.


Oi!....


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Jul 7, 2021 04:53:24   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Ha Ha..

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Jul 12, 2021 10:20:58   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
LOL!!

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Jul 18, 2021 18:52:27   #
Boney Loc: Huntington Beach
 
Couldn't help this.
A Priest, a minister and a rabbit walked into a blood bank. The nurse asked the rabbit if he knew what his blood type was. The rabbit said it was probably a Type O.

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