Little Johnny
Jun 15, 2021 19:20:10 #
The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living.
One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker." Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office.
Then, 15 minutes later, he returned. So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"
Johnny said "Yes"
"Well, what did the principal say?" "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple, and asked for my phone number."
One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker." Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office.
Then, 15 minutes later, he returned. So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"
Johnny said "Yes"
"Well, what did the principal say?" "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple, and asked for my phone number."
Jun 15, 2021 19:40:16 #
Jun 15, 2021 20:57:00 #
FRENCHY wrote:
The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the cl... (show quote)
I've loved "Little Johnny" jokes for decades.
Jun 16, 2021 08:03:35 #
Jun 16, 2021 08:20:09 #
Jun 16, 2021 08:21:26 #
Jun 16, 2021 09:27:47 #
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
When I was teaching in an elementary school a little 1st grade girl told me her father was an airline pilot and that when he flew to Europe he would bring back expensive powder for her mommy. I agreed that some powders can be very expensive, like Channel. She said no this powder is called cocaine, I agreed that was very expensive powder.
Jun 16, 2021 23:04:40 #
Jun 18, 2021 09:40:41 #
[quote=FRENCHY]The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living.
Good one Frenchy. Thanks.
Good one Frenchy. Thanks.
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