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The Mommy Test
May 10, 2021 09:42:22   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly," I replied back, with a big smile on my face.

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May 10, 2021 09:50:08   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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May 10, 2021 10:12:41   #
anotherview Loc: California
 
Haha.
Kraken wrote:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly," I replied back, with a big smile on my face.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She... (show quote)

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May 10, 2021 11:06:52   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 

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May 10, 2021 19:20:42   #
Salo Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Haha. 😄

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May 11, 2021 08:25:23   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
Kraken wrote:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly," I replied back, with a big smile on my face.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She... (show quote)


The best one I have seen in a long time thanks.

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May 11, 2021 08:27:16   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 
A good laugh, thanks!

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May 11, 2021 11:50:21   #
JFCoupe Loc: Kent, Washington
 
An excellent story!

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May 11, 2021 13:20:18   #
Jeffers
 
Fun story!

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May 11, 2021 14:00:38   #
khildy Loc: Brownsburg, IN
 
Kraken wrote:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly," I replied back, with a big smile on my face.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She... (show quote)


Ouch.

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May 11, 2021 15:11:36   #
captivecookie Loc: Washington state
 
Lol

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May 11, 2021 15:24:25   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
Kraken wrote:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly," I replied back, with a big smile on my face.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She... (show quote)
Love it. Made me dig this one up.



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May 11, 2021 15:32:25   #
Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay
 
BBurns wrote:
Love it. Made me dig this one up.


Good one.

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May 11, 2021 15:55:31   #
lxu532 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Perfect! I love it!

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May 11, 2021 23:48:39   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 

--Bob

Kraken wrote:
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been. It's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed. "So if you don't pass the test, then you have to be the daddy?"

"Exactly," I replied back, with a big smile on my face.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She... (show quote)

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