Free Marriage Tip:
Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
Yes, you might find it ends up in the dog's stomach!
jccash wrote:
Free Marriage Tip:
Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.
I'll have to write that down so I don't forget it. That's important and that's a good one
How in the world did you ever get her to mow the lawn?
... and never even begin to try to answer when she asks you the question "How come you didn't tell me this dress makes me look fat?"
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