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Apr 26, 2021 12:32:42   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
Students in his advanced
biology class were taking their mid-session exams.
The last question was, "Quote seven benefits of breast milk."
The question was worth 70 points or nothing at all.

One student, in particular, struggled to find seven benefits.

However, he wrote:
1) It is a perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity to several diseases.
3) It is always at the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It binds the child to its mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available when needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation,

just before the bell rings to indicate the end of the test, he wrote:
7) it is presented in two very pretty containers.
He got an A.

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Apr 26, 2021 12:39:30   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
A Good one. FRENCHY. Thanks.

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Apr 26, 2021 14:50:53   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
LOL!

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Apr 26, 2021 15:43:38   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
FRENCHY wrote:
Students in his advanced
biology class were taking their mid-session exams.
The last question was, "Quote seven benefits of breast milk."
The question was worth 70 points or nothing at all.

One student, in particular, struggled to find seven benefits.

However, he wrote:
1) It is a perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity to several diseases.
3) It is always at the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It binds the child to its mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available when needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation,

just before the bell rings to indicate the end of the test, he wrote:
7) it is presented in two very pretty containers.
He got an A.
Students in his advanced br biology class were tak... (show quote)


I like those pretty containers.

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Apr 27, 2021 07:44:50   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Apr 27, 2021 08:21:40   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Apr 27, 2021 11:51:59   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Excellent!

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