The closet.
Apr 22, 2021 13:25:44 #
A woman often receives her lover while her husband is at work.
One day, her 8-year-old son hides in the closet to see what his mother is doing with this man.
A moment later, the husband returns unexpectedly.
Panicked, the woman hides her lover in the same closet.
Son: Dark here.
Man: Yeah it's true
Son: I have a football
Man: Happy for you
Son: Do you want to buy it?
Man: No thanks
Son: My father is out there
Man: Okay, how much?
The son: 250 dollar
A few days later, same scenario and the son finds himself in the closet, in the company of his mother's lover
The Son: Dark Here
Man: Yeah it's true
The son: I have great sneakers...
The man remembering the last time grimaces: how much?
The son: 500 dollar
A few days later, the father said to his son: Put on your sneakers and take your ball, we're going to play a game.
Son: I can't, I sold everything
Father: For how much!
The son: 750 dollar
Father: It's unacceptable to rip people off like that, these things never cost that price, I'll take you to church to confess.
The father brings his son to the church, pushes him into the confessional, and closes the door
The son: dark here
The priest, now you stop your bullshit!
One day, her 8-year-old son hides in the closet to see what his mother is doing with this man.
A moment later, the husband returns unexpectedly.
Panicked, the woman hides her lover in the same closet.
Son: Dark here.
Man: Yeah it's true
Son: I have a football
Man: Happy for you
Son: Do you want to buy it?
Man: No thanks
Son: My father is out there
Man: Okay, how much?
The son: 250 dollar
A few days later, same scenario and the son finds himself in the closet, in the company of his mother's lover
The Son: Dark Here
Man: Yeah it's true
The son: I have great sneakers...
The man remembering the last time grimaces: how much?
The son: 500 dollar
A few days later, the father said to his son: Put on your sneakers and take your ball, we're going to play a game.
Son: I can't, I sold everything
Father: For how much!
The son: 750 dollar
Father: It's unacceptable to rip people off like that, these things never cost that price, I'll take you to church to confess.
The father brings his son to the church, pushes him into the confessional, and closes the door
The son: dark here
The priest, now you stop your bullshit!
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