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Good ones, Mark. I particularly like the veterinarian's office.
Ed
edrobinsonjr wrote:
Good ones, Mark. I particularly like the veterinarian's office.
Ed
Thanks for the reply, Ed!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Mark
markngolf wrote:
I thought these were clever and funny.
Enjoy,
Mark
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR SHOP IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's Truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's Truck :
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's Truck :
"Let us remove your shorts”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door :
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last …
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
I thought these were clever and funny. br br Enjo... (
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Saw this out front of a restaurant: " Come on in before we both starve"!
OleMe
Loc: Montgomery Co., MD
A novice - nun in training - waa preparing for her bath. Just after disrobing, she hears the Mother superior knocking on the door.
Noviate: Who is it?
Mother: It's me. Mother Superior.
Noviate: I can't open the door right now. I just undressed for my bath.
Mother: A blind man is here and he can't wait.
Noviate, thinking it's okay since he's a blind man, opens the door to let him in.
In he walks, saying, "nice boobs. Where'd you want the blinds."
Praise the lord.
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