sarge69 wrote:
Holy great shivers of fright. KILL IT.
It's dangerous. To hell with it eating bugs.
Sarge69 :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
haha! You crack me up.
Spiders give my teenage son the creeps, too. We have big barn spiders that build giant webs across and through our Austrian pines, all around our house, and they swing those webs right across the sidewalk and attach them to the house, too. Walking through our property at nighttime is a real adventure.
One night he came dashing in the door, shuddering and swiping at his suit jacket (he was fresh out of church), crying, "I've got spider webs all over my suit!"
"Yes, and the architect rode in the house with you," I pointed out helpfully, gesturing in the direction of his shoulder.
He launched into something similar to the St. Vitus dance. "Really?! Where???!
Really??? WHERE?!!!!" For once, his little sister got to laugh at
him, as opposed to the other way around. :lol:
I saved his life and the spider's, too, by capturing it and releasing it outside.
"It'll lay in wait and attack me the next time I go out the door!" protested Caleb.
A bat flew low overhead, and I dodged quickly back into the house, giving Caleb the opportunity to laugh at
me. He doesn't mind bats in the slightest, even when they get into his room somehow.
"Your bat will doubtless eat the spider," I assured him, and we all headed to the kitchen to comfort and calm ourselves with a late-night snack.