laugh for the day
Feb 14, 2021 07:06:09 #
PoppieJ
Loc: North Georgia
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
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Feb 14, 2021 12:22:14 #
I’m outside in the backyard. Plenty of snow and no where to go. My wife caught me laughing hard for that one.
Feb 14, 2021 13:52:09 #
PoppieJ wrote:
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette conv... (show quote)
Awwwwwwsome
Thanks for the guffaws 
Feb 15, 2021 05:49:52 #
Feb 15, 2021 06:58:21 #
MSW wrote:
owo- hope my wife doesn't catch me laughing at that one
Here is one that really sets my wife off.
Often, when asked how I feel, I will say, “ Not good….I have a Hawaiian disease”.
“Oh?...what disease is that?”, they ask.
I say, “Lack a nookie.”
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Feb 15, 2021 12:06:57 #
ecblackiii wrote:
Fourth time this has appeared in Ugly Hedgehog! 
who's keeping track of how many time something is posted
Feb 15, 2021 12:30:20 #
Feb 15, 2021 15:05:18 #
ecblackiii wrote:
Apparently some people are incapable of remembering yesterday.
And some people need to chuckle and MOVE ON.*
*Hasn't been written here before, but been thought many, many times.
Feb 15, 2021 15:30:01 #
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