· Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
· How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
· I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
· They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
· I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
· Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble
· Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
Hahaha, I love puns. Thanks for sharing!
Good ones, I love puns too - but can't ever remember any!
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
Very good, I especially like the 'Brake fluid' one.
Thanks for the smile today, I needed it........
Wonderful! Thank you.
The English language is fantastically fanciful due to the way it has randomly gobbled up words over the centuries. No wonder it is the hardest alphabetic language to learn from scratch. (Retired English teacher 😉). 🖖 and have a safe 2021 to all.
Thank you for a needed chuckle.
Great. Puns are the best!
Very funny! As good as yesterday's post about "Golf shot description".
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