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Night before Christmas 2020
Dec 16, 2020 16:51:31   #
B1rdr Loc: Northern Virginia
 
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRiSTMAS 2020
Twas the year 2020, and all through the house
every creature was stirring, from Human to Mouse.
The stockings were tossed on the chimney, who cares,
it's been months since we entertained, would Saint Nick even dare?
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
as visions of rubber gloves danced in their heads.
and Mama in her gaiter and me and my mask,
had just settled our brains for a long cleaning task.
When out on the roof there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from my mop to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash.
I peeked through the shutter, barely touching the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
gave me faith that someday we'd have somewhere to go.
When what do my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh, and eight spotless reindeer.
With a little old driver decked out in full gear,
I knew in a moment we'd have Christmas this year!
More safely than Hazmat the reindeer they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name.
Now Clorox! Now Pine-Sol! Now Lysol and Purex!
On Comet! On Purell! On Top Job and Germ-X!
Wipe the top of the porch! Then the top of the wall!
Now wipe away! Wipe away! Wipe away all!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they finished and then took a jump to the sky.
So up to the housetop the reindeer they flew.
With a sleigh full of masks, and Saint Nicholas too!
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof,
the pawing of each little rubber gloved hoof.
As I pulled up my mask and was turning around,
Down the chimney a big bucket came with a bound!
It was covered in plastic from bottom to top,
and the contents were sterile, despite the long drop.
I missed seeing his eyes and his dimples so merry.
But this virus prevents that, these times are so scary.
I imagined his face and his little round belly,
That shook when he laughed like hand sanitizer jelly.
but I saw him outside though, as he stood near his sleigh,
and I laughed when I saw him, from six feet away..
With a wink of his eye and a wave of his hand,
I felt warm inside, Santa too understands.
And without a word I went right to my work.
I filled all our stockings, then turned with a jerk
And laying a finger aside of his mask,
The reindeer rose up, they had finished their task.
He waved to me then, to his team gave a shout,
and socially distancing, quickly flew out.
But I heard him proclaim as he drove out of sight,
Merry Christmas to all, we will all be all right.

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Dec 16, 2020 16:58:32   #
jpgto Loc: North East Tennessee
 
Good one. Sure covers Christmas 2020!

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Dec 17, 2020 11:02:14   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Very good and Merry Christmas to you.

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Dec 17, 2020 13:32:33   #
couch coyote Loc: northern Illinois
 
Haha, very creative! Love it!

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Dec 18, 2020 12:59:49   #
Reuss Griffiths Loc: Ravenna, Ohio
 
A Twofer:

T'was less than a month before Christmas, and all through the town,
People wore masks, That covered their frown.
The frown had begun way back in the Spring,
When a global pandemic changed everything.
They called it corona, But unlike the beer,
It didn’t bring good times, it didn’t bring cheer.
Contagious and deadly, this virus spread fast,
Like a wildfire that starts when fueled by gas
Airplanes were grounded, travel was banned.
Borders were closed across air, sea and land.
As the world entered lockdown to flatten the curve,
The economy halted, and folks lost their verve.
From March to July we rode the first wave
People stayed home, they tried to behave.
When summer emerged the lockdown was lifted.
But away from caution, many folks drifted.
Now it’s December and cases are spiking,
Wave two has arrived, much to our disliking.
Frontline workers, doctors and nurses
Try to save people from riding in hearses.
This virus is awful, This COVID-19.
There isn’t a cure, not yet a vaccine.
It’s true that this year has had sadness a plenty,
We’ll never forget the year 2020.
And just ‘round the corner - the holiday season,
But why be merry? Is there even one reason
To decorate the house and put up the tree,
When no one will see it, no one but me.
But outside my window the winter now calls,
And I think to myself, let’s deck the halls!
So, I gather the ribbon, the garland and bows,
As I play those old carols, my happiness grows.
Christmas is not cancelled and neither is hope.
If we lean on each other I know we can cope

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Dec 18, 2020 22:01:27   #
eskiles Loc: Palmer Alaska
 
Well done!👍👍

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Dec 20, 2020 12:43:36   #
Ourspolair
 
Both cheer-lifters. Please stay safe over the holidays and keep up the great work.

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