Expensive gift
Dec 6, 2020 14:41:35 #
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds.
"Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?" he asks, becoming slightly exasperated. "Nah..." she shrugs.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he persists. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what WOULD you like?" John asks. "I want a divorce." answers Mary.
Sorry," John sighed. "I wasn't planning on spending that much.
"Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds.
"Would some beautiful new jewelry do the trick?" he asks, becoming slightly exasperated. "Nah..." she shrugs.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he persists. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."
"Well what WOULD you like?" John asks. "I want a divorce." answers Mary.
Sorry," John sighed. "I wasn't planning on spending that much.
Dec 6, 2020 14:52:56 #
Good one, Frenchy.
--Bob
--Bob
FRENCHY wrote:
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebra... (show quote)
Dec 6, 2020 15:10:05 #
FRENCHY wrote:
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Sadly truthful. Like that other wife of 40 years looking in the mirror and loudly complaining about how old she looks and how badly her face is wrinkled. The husband, to be on the safe side does not volunteer any comments, but the wife keeps nagging and demanding some encouraging words from him, so he says: but dear, you still have an excellent eyesight. ...and that is when the fight started.
Dec 6, 2020 16:00:09 #
jabra wrote:
Sadly truthful. Like that other wife of 40 years looking in the mirror and loudly complaining about how old she looks and how badly her face is wrinkled. The husband, to be on the safe side does not volunteer any comments, but the wife keeps nagging and demanding some encouraging words from him, so he says: but dear, you still have an excellent eyesight. ...and that is when the fight started.
Ouch!
Dec 6, 2020 16:04:57 #
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