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The Bishop.
Dec 5, 2020 08:29:01 #
A bishop was visiting a poor parish.
When visiting the rectory, the bishop realizes that there is only one bed in one room upstairs.
"You only have one bedroom," he asks the priest.
- Yes, Monsignor, we are too poor to enlarge the rectory.
"But your maid, where does she sleep?"
- Here, you know, we have a big dog well trained and he sleeps between the two of us.
- But you must have temptations. What are you doing then?
- When it happens to me, I get up, I go outside, I go around the rectory, it passes and I come back.
"But your maid, she must have temptations too?"
- When it happens to her, it is she who gets up, who goes outside to go around the rectory and it passes to her.
- But if you happen to have a temptation at the same time?
- In this case, Monsignor, the dog is sent around the rectory.
When visiting the rectory, the bishop realizes that there is only one bed in one room upstairs.
"You only have one bedroom," he asks the priest.
- Yes, Monsignor, we are too poor to enlarge the rectory.
"But your maid, where does she sleep?"
- Here, you know, we have a big dog well trained and he sleeps between the two of us.
- But you must have temptations. What are you doing then?
- When it happens to me, I get up, I go outside, I go around the rectory, it passes and I come back.
"But your maid, she must have temptations too?"
- When it happens to her, it is she who gets up, who goes outside to go around the rectory and it passes to her.
- But if you happen to have a temptation at the same time?
- In this case, Monsignor, the dog is sent around the rectory.
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