A couple cannot have children; the woman is in church, in tears. The priest asks :
- What's the matter, Maryvonne? "
'
- Monsieur le Curé, we've been trying to have a child for six years and, we can't do it! ..
The parish priest said to her: "There is a bus going to Lourdes next week; you never know, go!
'
On the return from Lourdes, a miracle: Maryvonne is pregnant.
Two years later, she returns to the church, in tears.
- But what is the matter, Maryvonne?
- We would like a second child but, we can't do it.
There is a bus for Lourdes next week, the priest told her
Go ahead, it worked out well the first time.
- Of course, said Maryvonne ... But will it be the same driver?
Bigmike1
Loc: I am from Gaffney, S.C. but live in Utah.
You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.
Bigmike1 wrote:
You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.
Yup, little towns in the middle of nowhere years and years ago...
dancers
Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
not only small towns..............sex is everywhere!
Reminds me of the old one about the lady coming back from Lourdes with a gallon sized souvenir bottle of holy water in the shape of the Virgin Mary. The Customs Officer stops her and asks
'Madam, whats in that bottle? "
"Lourdes water" she replies.
Customs Officer opens it and takes a whiff.
"Madam, this is gin".
"Oh Jases ! Its a miracle!!! "
dancers
Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
repleo wrote:
Reminds me of the old one about the lady coming back from Lourdes with a gallon sized souvenir bottle of holy water in the shape of the Virgin Mary. The Customs Officer stops her and asks
'Madam, whats in that bottle? "
"Lourdes water" she replies.
Customs Officer opens it and takes a whiff.
"Madam, this is gin".
"Oh Jases ! Its a miracle!!! "
When my Mum was a young lass, in a country town, they had a very strict Catholic neighbour. (early 1900s)
she asked Mum and her sister to go to her Church and fill a little bottle with holy water, as it would cure her headache. It was a long walk to the church and a very hot day, so the filled the bottle at a horse trough in the street. Lady was trilled and her headache went in no time at all!
All you have to do to get holy water is to boil the hell out of it.
Bigmike1 wrote:
You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.
I’m guessing that it happens a lot more in the cities. In small towns everyone knows everyone else.
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
I can't do any genealogy research on the part of my family in Kentucky.
They all have the same DNA!
Bigmike1 wrote:
You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.
And how many did know it?
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Amy be funny, but a little tasteless.
WJH
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