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English Spoken - Around the World - Some humor from my cousin.
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Oct 25, 2020 05:58:40   #
nikon_jon Loc: Northeast Arkansas
 
A fun case of misplaced modifiers. When found in English written by a culture that does not have English as a native language, it is often because of the difference in the grammatical structure of the language. As an example the Spanish phrase 'casa blanca' means white house. Spanish puts the noun or subject of a sentence first then adds the modifier. Literally translated it reads 'house white'.

I grew up in central Illinois and many of the farmers in that area raised crops of various types as well as live stock. It was common for a farmer to say he was going out to throw some hay over the fence for the cows. An old Swede in that area would say he was going 'to throw the cows over the fence some hay'. That made perfect sense to him. Isn't language a beautiful thing.

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Oct 25, 2020 05:59:54   #
John Sh Loc: Toronto, Australia
 
seen in a local, reasonably high class, restaurant "chilli con carne with meat"

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Oct 25, 2020 06:05:54   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
Quite funny.

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Oct 25, 2020 06:53:42   #
cdayton
 
😀😀😀😀

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Oct 25, 2020 07:04:36   #
Terkat
 
Hi Mark,

Just my kind of humor! Keep 'em coming.

All the best to you and yours and stay safe,

Terry

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Oct 25, 2020 07:35:03   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Oct 25, 2020 07:50:31   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Nice collection. I see three types: people who are not native English speakers, people who are not too bright, people who are trying to be funny.

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Oct 25, 2020 08:38:08   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
Our language is a bit tricky, so we can excuse these amusing lines from non-speakers. A much bigger problem is that I had some incoming native-speaking freshmen who sometimes came up with equally off-balance phrasing.

I enjoyed these, by the way.

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Oct 25, 2020 09:27:40   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Oct 25, 2020 09:32:44   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Thank you (all) for your comments. Always glad to bring a bit of humor to UHH.

Enjoy the day,
Mark

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Oct 25, 2020 09:35:14   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
markngolf wrote:
Enjoy,
Mark

English Spoken - Around the World

In a Bangkok temple:

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.


Cocktail lounge , Norway :



LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.




Doctors office, Rome :



SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.




Dry cleaners, Bangkok :



DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.




In a Nairobi restaurant:



CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.




On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :



TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.




On a poster at Kencom:



ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.




In a City restaurant:



OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.




In a cemetery:



PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES .




Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:



GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.




On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:



OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.




In a Tokyo bar:



SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.




Hotel , Yugoslavia :



THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.




Hotel , Japan :



YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.




In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:



YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.




A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :



IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER
IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE..




Hotel, Zurich :



BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR
THIS PURPOSE.




Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :



WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?




Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :



WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.




A laundry in Rome :



LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
Enjoy, br Mark br br English Spoken - Around the ... (show quote)



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Oct 25, 2020 09:42:03   #
randave2001 Loc: Richmond
 
Nice collection. Laughs are always welcome.

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Oct 25, 2020 10:32:39   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
We don't do a whole lot better in our own country with our own language.



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Oct 25, 2020 10:39:41   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Burtzy wrote:
We don't do a whole lot better in our own country with our own language.



Mark

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Oct 25, 2020 11:42:51   #
ayersrl Loc: Palm Beach Gardens,Fl
 
So did I, on Ridge Rd. Did they ever pave the road? Was one lane dirt rd when I lived there in the 50’s til early 60’s. Went to Whitehouse Elementary, then Readington Township Middle school

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