David in Dallas wrote:
I have also seen "We aim to please; you aim too, please".
I like the one that says: "Players with short bats should stand close to the plate."
Smudgey
Loc: Ohio, Calif, Now Arizona
I saw a sign in a Pizzeria mens restroom that said "Please Don't Pizza On The Floor" and I didn't. 😇
DaveD65 wrote:
I saw this one on-line:
The Navy personnel should be the least of the worries, they are used to peeing on ships at sea and due to the rocking and rolling of the ships can aim better.
OleMe
Loc: Montgomery Co., MD
So this guy from a slavic country goes to an eye doc and is given an eye test.
The doc says, see that chart on the wall?
Guy - yes.
Doc - can you read it?
Guy - Read it? Heck, I know that guy.
See more at my collection of images,
Rest Rooms of the World. My fav: "
Military Intelligence."
bobbyjohn wrote:
Eyechart for Males
I never understood how a guy can shoot the legs off a fly at 100 yards, yet miss a bowl so huge.....
There used to be a restaurant bar that homeless people used to urinate in the back corner of the building at night. He placed a large sign that read.If I catch you urinating here I will cut off your urinator.that sign put a stop to the whole incident.
I sometimes point out to servers in restaurants that I saw a sign in their restroom saying that 'Employees Must Wash Hands'. They give me a questioning look, and say something along the line of, "Well, - - yeah...!?!?" I then tell them that I waited ten minutes, and ended up having to wash them myself.
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