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Aug 13, 2020 11:37:49   #
Cheese
 
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoe shine is always located. He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoe shine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look.

One morning the shoeshine asks the Executive Director:
- What do you think about the situation in the stock market?

The Director asks in turn arrogantly:
- Why are you so interested in that? Do you have money to invest?

"I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoeshine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market."

- What's your name? –Asks the Director.

- John Smith.

The Director arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Service:
- Do we have a client named John Smith.?

- Certainly answers the Customer Service Manager, he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million dollars in his account.

The Director comes out, approaches the shoeshine, and says:

- Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honor at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you.

At the board meeting, the Executive Director introduces him to the board members:

- We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner; But Mr. Smith is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.

Mr. Smith began his story:

- I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail.

Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business. When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes.

I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny. After a while I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every penny. A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place.

Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a hooker in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars.

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Aug 13, 2020 11:45:27   #
windshoppe Loc: Arizona
 
Love it. Thanks for adding a shine to my day.

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Aug 13, 2020 11:47:01   #
jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ
 
Hahahahahaha

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Aug 13, 2020 13:16:04   #
fjdarling Loc: Mesa, Arizona, USA
 
Thanks for the chuckle.

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Aug 13, 2020 15:07:51   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Aug 13, 2020 18:46:15   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
thanks for the laugh!

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Aug 14, 2020 06:42:06   #
AtomicZ Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
Hilarious, thanks for the laugh.

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Aug 14, 2020 06:56:22   #
exakta56 Loc: Orford,New Hampshire
 
funny

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Aug 14, 2020 07:30:14   #
cdayton
 
Great inspirational story.

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Aug 14, 2020 07:50:46   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
Unexpected 😊

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Aug 14, 2020 09:09:56   #
47greyfox Loc: on the edge of the Colorado front range
 
Brought a tear to my eyes. ❤

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Aug 14, 2020 10:31:48   #
Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
LOL!!! Very funny.

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Aug 14, 2020 11:00:42   #
Dannj
 
🤪🤪🤪

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Aug 14, 2020 11:08:30   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
Cheese wrote:
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoe shine is always located. He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoe shine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look.

One morning the shoeshine asks the Executive Director:
- What do you think about the situation in the stock market?

The Director asks in turn arrogantly:
- Why are you so interested in that? Do you have money to invest?

"I have a million dollars in your bank," the shoeshine says, "and I'm considering investing some of the money in the capital market."

- What's your name? –Asks the Director.

- John Smith.

The Director arrives at the bank and asks the Manager of the Customer Service:
- Do we have a client named John Smith.?

- Certainly answers the Customer Service Manager, he is a highly esteemed customer. He has a million dollars in his account.

The Director comes out, approaches the shoeshine, and says:

- Mr. Smith, I ask you this coming Monday to be the guest of honor at our board meeting and tell us the story of your life. I am sure we will have something to learn from you.

At the board meeting, the Executive Director introduces him to the board members:

- We all know Mr. Smith, who makes our shoes shine in the corner; But Mr. Smith is also our esteemed customer with a million dollars in his account. I invited him to tell us the story of his life. I am sure we can learn from him.

Mr. Smith began his story:

- I came to this country fifty years ago as a young immigrant from Europe with an unpronounceable name. I got off the ship without a penny. The first thing I did was change my name to Smith. I was hungry and exhausted. I started wandering around looking for a job but to no avail.

Suddenly I found a coin on the sidewalk. I bought an apple. I had two options: eat the apple and quench my hunger or start a business. I sold the apple for two dollars and bought two apples with the money. I also sold them and continued in business. When I started accumulating dollars, I was able to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started polishing shoes.

I didn't spend a penny on entertainment or clothing, I just bought bread and some cheese to survive. I saved penny by penny and after a while, I bought a new set of shoe brushes and ointments in different shades and expanded my clientele. I lived like a monk and saved penny by penny. After a while I was able to buy an armchair so that my clients could sit comfortably while cleaning their shoes, and that brought me more clients. I did not spend a penny on the joys of life. I kept saving every penny. A few years ago, when the previous shoe shine on the corner decided to retire, I had already saved enough money to buy his shoeshine location at this great place.

Finally, three months ago, my sister, who was a hooker in Chicago, passed away and left me a million dollars.
Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhatta... (show quote)



Perfect!!!
Mark

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Aug 14, 2020 11:31:35   #
2Dragons Loc: The Back of Beyond
 
Didn't see that one coming! Still chuckling.........

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