Two strings walk into a bar and ...
Aug 1, 2020 10:51:26 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
... behind the bouncer is a sign that says clearly:
NO STRINGS ALLOWED!
so the bouncer grabs each string by a thread and tosses them out.
In the parking lot the first string says "That just isn't fair, I'm going back in!"
The second string says "We should disguise ourselves first."
So, the first string puts on some Groucho glasses, and the second string rolls around in the gravel until its tattered and then wraps itself up around itself and they head back in.
The bouncer sees through the first strings disguise, grabs him by a thread and tosses him out again.
He looks at the second string and asks "Aren't you the other string?"
The second string replies "Why no, I'm a frayed knot!"
NO STRINGS ALLOWED!
so the bouncer grabs each string by a thread and tosses them out.
In the parking lot the first string says "That just isn't fair, I'm going back in!"
The second string says "We should disguise ourselves first."
So, the first string puts on some Groucho glasses, and the second string rolls around in the gravel until its tattered and then wraps itself up around itself and they head back in.
The bouncer sees through the first strings disguise, grabs him by a thread and tosses him out again.
He looks at the second string and asks "Aren't you the other string?"
The second string replies "Why no, I'm a frayed knot!"
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As the second string was tossed to the parking lot, the bouncer said, "Now you're 'Knot's Landing.'"
Aug 3, 2020 12:02:47 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
As the second string was tossed to the parking lot, the bouncer said, "Now you're 'Knot's Landing.'"
Good one.
Aug 4, 2020 05:05:43 #
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