Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when WELFARE was introduced ) Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
I wa so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars,lost jobs,savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect, I calle a suicide hotline, I had to press 1 for english. I was conected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED
They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED[/quote]
:D :D :D :D
You were screwed when you kicked the British out. They would have got it all for you sooner. ;-)
Have seen this before but still tragicly funny...
republican wrote:
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when WELFARE was introduced ) Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
I wa so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars,lost jobs,savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect, I calle a suicide hotline, I had to press 1 for english. I was conected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED
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Loved your comments. It made me laugh. :-P :-P :-P
Adorius has a point. Is it too late to surrender to the British?
I would rather have the British then Obama. At least I have more in common with them.
Love it, posted it on my facebook
republican wrote:
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when WELFARE was introduced ) Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
I wa so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars,lost jobs,savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect, I calle a suicide hotline, I had to press 1 for english. I was conected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the child... (
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Are they mailing you the keys?
Hal81
Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
Good one :thumbup: :thumbup:
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