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Oct 4, 2012 23:51:03   #
republican Loc: Glendora. Ca
 
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when WELFARE was introduced ) Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I wa so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars,lost jobs,savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect, I calle a suicide hotline, I had to press 1 for english. I was conected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED

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Oct 5, 2012 00:00:57   #
geteup Loc: Bishop, California
 
republican wrote:
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when WELFARE was introduced ) Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land! Love this. So true.

I wa so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars,lost jobs,savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect, I calle a suicide hotline, I had to press 1 for english. I was conected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the child... (show quote)

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Oct 5, 2012 03:41:25   #
oldmalky Loc: West Midlands,England.
 
They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED[/quote]



:D :D :D :D

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Oct 5, 2012 05:38:16   #
Adorius Loc: New Zealand
 
You were screwed when you kicked the British out. They would have got it all for you sooner. ;-)

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Oct 5, 2012 06:04:48   #
workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN
 
Have seen this before but still tragicly funny...

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Oct 5, 2012 08:43:33   #
paul mcpherson
 
...and cheaper

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Oct 5, 2012 10:12:22   #
Pentony Loc: Earth Traveller
 
republican wrote:
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when WELFARE was introduced ) Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I wa so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars,lost jobs,savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect, I calle a suicide hotline, I had to press 1 for english. I was conected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the child... (show quote)


Loved your comments. It made me laugh. :-P :-P :-P

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Oct 5, 2012 10:21:15   #
Fergus Loc: Westfield,IN
 
Sad but humorous.

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Oct 5, 2012 13:07:58   #
papayanirvana Loc: Kauai
 
mount your asses?

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Oct 5, 2012 13:51:02   #
Zenith701 Loc: Southern California
 
Adorius has a point. Is it too late to surrender to the British?

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Oct 5, 2012 13:53:44   #
Zenith701 Loc: Southern California
 
I would rather have the British then Obama. At least I have more in common with them.

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Oct 5, 2012 14:18:01   #
samml9993 Loc: Washington State (Eastern)
 
Love it, posted it on my facebook

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Oct 5, 2012 14:24:51   #
RixPix Loc: Miami, Florida
 
republican wrote:
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when WELFARE was introduced ) Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I wa so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars,lost jobs,savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect, I calle a suicide hotline, I had to press 1 for english. I was conected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if i could drive a truck..... FOLKS WE ARE SCREWED
Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the child... (show quote)


Are they mailing you the keys?

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Oct 6, 2012 02:47:27   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
Good one :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Oct 6, 2012 12:31:04   #
Ahchu Loc: Northeast PA
 
Love it :):):)

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