Rules for hiking in bear territory
Jul 14, 2020 19:58:01 #
1. Never hike alone. Hike with a partner.
2. Always carry a loaded .22 caliber pistol.
3. If a bear charges pull out the pistol and shoot your partner in the kneecap.
Three simple steps.
2. Always carry a loaded .22 caliber pistol.
3. If a bear charges pull out the pistol and shoot your partner in the kneecap.
Three simple steps.
Jul 14, 2020 20:04:05 #
Jul 14, 2020 20:13:19 #
Remember, you don't have to outrun the bear, just your friends.
Tie little bells to your shirt/jacket to scare the bears away, and also carry pepper spray just in case.
You can tell the difference in bears by the scat.
Black bear scat smells fruity and has berries in it.
Grizzly scat smells like pepper and contains bells.
Tie little bells to your shirt/jacket to scare the bears away, and also carry pepper spray just in case.
You can tell the difference in bears by the scat.
Black bear scat smells fruity and has berries in it.
Grizzly scat smells like pepper and contains bells.
Jul 14, 2020 20:18:50 #
When I took a hike at Glacier NP I was so hoping I would NOT see one and I didn't.
Jul 14, 2020 23:00:37 #
fjdarling
Loc: Mesa, Arizona, USA
"Tie little bells to your shirt/jacket to scare the bears away, and also carry pepper spray just in case.
You can tell the difference in bears by the scat.
Black bear scat smells fruity and has berries in it.
Grizzly scat smells like pepper and contains bells."
LOL
You can tell the difference in bears by the scat.
Black bear scat smells fruity and has berries in it.
Grizzly scat smells like pepper and contains bells."
LOL
Jul 15, 2020 05:37:20 #
Jul 15, 2020 07:57:42 #
Jul 15, 2020 08:59:24 #
This is the same reason scuba divers carry a knife if a shark shows up stab your dive partner and while the shark is having your partner for lunch just swim away Howie
Jul 15, 2020 10:01:14 #
JRiepe wrote:
1. Never hike alone. Hike with a partner.
2. Always carry a loaded .22 caliber pistol.
3. If a bear charges pull out the pistol and shoot your partner in the kneecap.
Three simple steps.
2. Always carry a loaded .22 caliber pistol.
3. If a bear charges pull out the pistol and shoot your partner in the kneecap.
Three simple steps.
Shoot me in the knee and i shoot you in the head. I never hike with weasels.
Jul 15, 2020 10:01:40 #
Longshadow wrote:
Remember, you don't have to outrun the bear, just your friends.
Tie little bells to your shirt/jacket to scare the bears away, and also carry pepper spray just in case.
You can tell the difference in bears by the scat.
Black bear scat smells fruity and has berries in it.
Grizzly scat smells like pepper and contains bells.
Tie little bells to your shirt/jacket to scare the bears away, and also carry pepper spray just in case.
You can tell the difference in bears by the scat.
Black bear scat smells fruity and has berries in it.
Grizzly scat smells like pepper and contains bells.
So the bear really does s*** in the woods!!!
Jul 15, 2020 10:04:38 #
Dannj wrote:
So the bear really does s*** in the woods!!!
Oh yes, and on the lawn in some places.
Jul 15, 2020 10:09:53 #
Jul 15, 2020 10:10:04 #
Glenn Harve wrote:
Shoot me in the knee and i shoot you in the head. I never hike with weasels.
Oh wow! Did you take this post seriously? Get up on the wrong side of the bed? Well, hope you have a better day tomorrow.
Jul 15, 2020 10:23:34 #
JRiepe wrote:
Oh wow! Did you take this post seriously? Get up on the wrong side of the bed? Well, hope you have a better day tomorrow.
If you recycle a joke older than dirt, expect some twists to come right back at ya.
Jul 15, 2020 10:31:35 #
JRiepe wrote:
Oh wow! Did you take this post seriously? Get up on the wrong side of the bed? Well, hope you have a better day tomorrow.
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