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Odd jobs for a Homeless Man
Jul 10, 2020 13:47:40   #
bobbyjohn Loc: Dallas, TX
 
A homeless man was knocking on doors in a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd-jobs. He knocked on the door of this magnificent mansion, and asked the owner if he had any work needed to be done. The owner asked “Do you do painting?” “Yes, of course” answered the man. “Well take this gallon of Sherwin-Williams paint and this paint brush,” said the rich owner, “and paint my porch in the rear of the house.”

The man came back to the front about an hour later and said to the owner, “All done! And, oh by the way, it wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Bugatti!”

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Jul 10, 2020 13:59:31   #
bittermelon
 
First time I heard this joke was about 20 yrs ago.

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Jul 10, 2020 14:18:22   #
BOB WETHERELL
 
Ha, ha!

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Jul 10, 2020 18:01:59   #
dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
 
this used to be a blonde joke!!!!!!

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Jul 10, 2020 21:42:52   #
JohnSwanda Loc: San Francisco
 
The version I heard the guy said, "By the way, it's pronounced Por-sha".

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Jul 11, 2020 09:56:38   #
Manglesphoto Loc: 70 miles south of St.Louis
 
bobbyjohn wrote:
A homeless man was knocking on doors in a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd-jobs. He knocked on the door of this magnificent mansion, and asked the owner if he had any work needed to be done. The owner asked “Do you do painting?” “Yes, of course” answered the man. “Well take this gallon of Sherwin-Williams paint and this paint brush,” said the rich owner, “and paint my porch in the rear of the house.”

The man came back to the front about an hour later and said to the owner, “All done! And, oh by the way, it wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Bugatti!”
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The first time I heard this Joke was over 50 yrs ago, but it is still funny

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Jul 11, 2020 09:58:13   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
JohnSwanda wrote:
The version I heard the guy said, "By the way, it's pronounced Por-sha".


Yes, that's how I heard it.

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Jul 11, 2020 21:22:55   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
No after photo?

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