A homeless man was knocking on doors in a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd-jobs. He knocked on the door of this magnificent mansion, and asked the owner if he had any work needed to be done. The owner asked “Do you do painting?” “Yes, of course” answered the man. “Well take this gallon of Sherwin-Williams paint and this paint brush,” said the rich owner, “and paint my porch in the rear of the house.”
The man came back to the front about an hour later and said to the owner, “All done! And, oh by the way, it wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Bugatti!”
First time I heard this joke was about 20 yrs ago.
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Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia
this used to be a blonde joke!!!!!!
The version I heard the guy said, "By the way, it's pronounced Por-sha".
bobbyjohn wrote:
A homeless man was knocking on doors in a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd-jobs. He knocked on the door of this magnificent mansion, and asked the owner if he had any work needed to be done. The owner asked “Do you do painting?” “Yes, of course” answered the man. “Well take this gallon of Sherwin-Williams paint and this paint brush,” said the rich owner, “and paint my porch in the rear of the house.”
The man came back to the front about an hour later and said to the owner, “All done! And, oh by the way, it wasn’t a Porsche, it was a Bugatti!”
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The first time I heard this Joke was over 50 yrs ago, but it is still funny
JohnSwanda wrote:
The version I heard the guy said, "By the way, it's pronounced Por-sha".
Yes, that's how I heard it.
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