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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender askes, "What's with the paper towel? The pirate replies, "Argh, I got a bounty on me head."
Best joke I’ve heard-it wins just by a hare.
I hate AutoCorrect. It has screwed some of my posts. Had to turn it off on my Amazon Tablet.
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!”
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
A neutron walks into a bar.
"How much for a beer?" the neutron asks.
"For you?" says the bartender. "No charge."
Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, "It sure is hot in here."
His friend snaps back, "Shut your mouth!"
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