An old dog.
Apr 28, 2020 19:21:20 #
An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
Apr 28, 2020 20:14:03 #
Apr 29, 2020 07:08:14 #
Apr 29, 2020 08:39:15 #
LoisCroft
Loc: Jonesborough, Tennessee
So funny! We had a small dog several years ago who would go out the cat door after we went to work, go next door and sleep on her couch, eat dog treats and watch TV. When she heard one of us come home she would scurry home, in through the cat door. She did this for a few months before the neighbor mentioned it.
Apr 29, 2020 08:44:25 #
Apr 29, 2020 09:33:38 #
LoisCroft wrote:
So funny! We had a small dog several years ago who would go out the cat door after we went to work, go next door and sleep on her couch, eat dog treats and watch TV. When she heard one of us come home she would scurry home, in through the cat door. She did this for a few months before the neighbor mentioned it.
Now that's funny.
Apr 29, 2020 12:47:54 #
Yeah, we have a neighbor who has an elderly pit bull bitch and a small boy. The bitch would go over quite deliberately to another neighbor's place under construction and stay all day with the construction crew helping to eat their lunches. At the end of the day she'd head back home to get her dinner. This went on for months but the owner always knew where to go to retrieve his dog and everyone was happy because the child was safe, the threat of theft of construction materials was reduced, especially on weekends, and the dog was otherwise well behaved.
Apr 29, 2020 15:30:32 #
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