UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month.

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

Flying Three Loc: Berthoud, CO

Some very funny lines, thanks. . . . .

NMGal Loc: NE NM

Still laughing.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Excellent! I have two dogs and my son here, so it's almost life as usual. I move from the computer to the living room TV, with a stop in the kitchen for food. : )

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

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ecobin Loc: Paoli, PA

I finished reading a shelf full of photography magazines dated back to 2012 that I hadn’t opened. Shelves full of books that I’ll never get through. Haven’t cleaned out basement yet but it’s on my list.

cdayton

It’s revenge of the introverts. I rather enjoy the isolation.

vpeek1947 Loc: Louisville, Ky

In 50 + years of marriage I did something yesterday I have never done - I fixed all 3 meals for the day for my wife - breakfast was Biscuits & gravy - Lunch BLT and dinner was Soup and sandwiches. This eating at home gets boring and repetitive. It did her a break.

CWGordon

Lotta changes in all of our lives. At least we know what we have in the Pantry. My shed is now walkable, if only I could get out and shop for more junk to hide in there. In time, I guess.

AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio

Yeah, but now you will be required to repeat every day. She really liked it!

srfdude Loc: San Diego

Hmmm, maybe Jennie Craig is a good stock to invest in before this is all over and everybody has to lose 20lbs or more.

AirWalter Loc: Tipp City, Ohio

I won't be having that problem now. Had a telephone office visit with my Internal Medicine Doctor a couple days ago and I was informed that I now have Type2 Diabetes. He mailed me a lot of info about my new diet. My Doctor is a real killjoy!

marine73 Loc: Modesto California

My wife was getting breakfast in bed prior to this crisis. I had to make sure she was up in time to go to work, now that she is laid off she only gets coffee if she is awake before I go to work. I am usually up at six am to play taxi for her friend who has to be to work at seven forty-five.

My computer is next to the kitchen so I make myself a cup of Joe and ignore the refrigerator. On my days off I will get involved in projects (if you are a home owner there are many) I will forget about eating so my wife has to remind me that she is hungry which reminds me I need to feed her and eat something myself.

Not to toot my own horn but everyone tells her she is lucky to have a husband like me.