Another supermarket joke
Mar 2, 2020 08:47:27 #
Following Fayle’s funny joke about supermarket smells I always think of this one when I’m at the poultry display case:
A woman asks the meat manager for their freshest whole chicken. The manager brings out a large roaster and hands it to her.
The woman skeptically takes the bird, separates the legs and rubs her fingers inside each thigh to check for foreign matter. She then prods and pushes each breast for firmness. Finally, she lifts each wing and smells underneath.
The manager, who’s watching all this, asks, “Madam; could YOU pass such a test?”
A woman asks the meat manager for their freshest whole chicken. The manager brings out a large roaster and hands it to her.
The woman skeptically takes the bird, separates the legs and rubs her fingers inside each thigh to check for foreign matter. She then prods and pushes each breast for firmness. Finally, she lifts each wing and smells underneath.
The manager, who’s watching all this, asks, “Madam; could YOU pass such a test?”
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ottopj
Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
Mick Belker did this on Hill St. Blues when he was undercover in a market about 20 years ago.
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Every once in a while I’ll find a Hill St Blues program on one of the NBC sub stations (those with a number like 5.3).
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