Hope I never have to meet any of them.
Well done. Thanks for sharing it.
Good one. I passed it along to a nurse who works with a proctologist. I tell her she has a tough job because she works with a-holes all day.
Very entertaining and a good chuckle. On a serious note, a colon exam can save your life for when the symptoms typically show up it is often far too late.
I speak from experience. Seldom sick a day in my life and when I reached 60 a hole opened in my esophagus and I was bleeding internally. Well, if you go in one end they may as well go in the other. I had a tumor in my colon the size of a potato and they removed a section of my colon to free me from it. By the grace of God I recovered fully from both. Strange things happen in strange ways!
Reminds me, I need to schedule my next colonoscopy soon. Thanks!
Stan
For those in their 30s.you don't have to study for a prostate exam.for those getting their first prostate exam don't get screw at the doctor's office. If your doctor is right handed he will place his left hand on your left shoulder and he will be working his magic down there with his right hand.if there is no nurse in the room with you and you feel the doctor's right hand on your right shoulder and he is still working his magic, you have been screwed.so I've heard.
DirtFarmer
Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
Advantages of growing old.
My doctor informed me that colonoscopies were no longer recommended after age 70.
That was friggin' hilarious
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