I avoid drinking any alcohol with any one for whom I work.
markngolf wrote:
Henry woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a fantastic headache, cotton-mouthed and completely unable to recall the events of the night before.
He made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. 'Olivia,' he moaned, 'tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?'
'No, it was worse,' she said, her voice full of scorn. βYou made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the company president, right to his face.β
βHeβs an ass,β Henry said. βPiss on him.β
βYou did,β she replied. βAnd then he fired you.β
βWell, screw him!β said Henry.
βI did. Youβre back at work on Monday.β
Happy New Year!
Mark
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