And the Priest say...
Dec 23, 2019 17:33:58 #
....I am the man.
>> During the rehearsal of the marriage, the future groom takes the priest aside,
>> and said to him by ear:
>> - Listen to the priest, here is a 500 Euros note.
>> In exchange, I would like you to modify the classic scheme of
>> the ceremony…
>> In particular, I would like that when you address me, you
>> drop the part where I have to promise "to love, honor and
>> respect my wife, renounce other women and be faithful to her
>> never "
>> The parish priest takes the note without saying a word, and the future groom leaves
>> satisfied and confident.
>> On the day of the wedding, the fateful moment of the promise approaches.
>> The parish priest turns to the groom and tells him looking straight at him
>> the eyes:
>> - Do you promise to bow down to her, to obey each of her
>> orders, to bring him breakfast in bed every morning, and
>> swear before God and your exceptional wife that never for ever,
>> you will not look at another woman?
>> The young guy swallows his saliva, blushes, looks around with
>> anxiety and responds with a barely perceptible voice
>> - Yes I want it.
>> At the end of the ceremony, the groom approaches the priest and tells him
>> - We had a deal
>> Then the parish priest puts his 500 Euros note in his pocket and whispers to
>> his ear:
>> - She made me a better offer
>> During the rehearsal of the marriage, the future groom takes the priest aside,
>> and said to him by ear:
>> - Listen to the priest, here is a 500 Euros note.
>> In exchange, I would like you to modify the classic scheme of
>> the ceremony…
>> In particular, I would like that when you address me, you
>> drop the part where I have to promise "to love, honor and
>> respect my wife, renounce other women and be faithful to her
>> never "
>> The parish priest takes the note without saying a word, and the future groom leaves
>> satisfied and confident.
>> On the day of the wedding, the fateful moment of the promise approaches.
>> The parish priest turns to the groom and tells him looking straight at him
>> the eyes:
>> - Do you promise to bow down to her, to obey each of her
>> orders, to bring him breakfast in bed every morning, and
>> swear before God and your exceptional wife that never for ever,
>> you will not look at another woman?
>> The young guy swallows his saliva, blushes, looks around with
>> anxiety and responds with a barely perceptible voice
>> - Yes I want it.
>> At the end of the ceremony, the groom approaches the priest and tells him
>> - We had a deal
>> Then the parish priest puts his 500 Euros note in his pocket and whispers to
>> his ear:
>> - She made me a better offer
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Dec 24, 2019 09:17:03 #
FRENCHY wrote:
....I am the man. br br br ... (show quote)
A two months before our wedding my future wife broke her ankle. She hated the crutches and wouldn't use them. I went with her to her orthopedist, and pulled him aside. I asked him to tell my fiancé that if she doesn't start using the crutches that she will be in a cast for another 8 months. She started crying and the doctor didn't understand why. I explained that our wedding would be a month later. He apologized, saying she would have the cast for three more weeks. She stopped crying, swung at me with the crutch, and we had our wedding as scheduled. We have been married 30 years and have three kids. I'm always on my guard because my wife is a great baseball fan and has a great swing.
Happy Holidays!
Dec 24, 2019 10:22:39 #
Dec 25, 2019 00:02:47 #
cahale wrote:
Sad but true. Priests rank right up there with politicians.
You will regret saying that.
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