The Mafia Bookkeeper:
Nov 4, 2019 15:57:14 #
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00.His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
Nov 4, 2019 16:10:39 #
philmurfin wrote:
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, G... (show quote)
Rattler bites one of two cowboys right on the end of it while he's taking a leak. He pleads with other guy to go find a doctor to find out what to do. Doctor tells guy to cut two little "xs" near the bite marks then suck out the venom. Guy goes back to his stricken partner, who desperately asks him what the doctor said. Guy says, "the doctor says you're gonna die."
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jdedmonds wrote:
Rattler bites one of two cowboys right on the end of it while he's taking a leak. He pleads with other guy to go find a doctor to find out what to do. Doctor tells guy to cut two little "xs" near the bite marks then suck out the venom. Guy goes back to his stricken partner, who desperately asks him what the doctor said. Guy says, "the doctor says you're gonna die."
Nov 5, 2019 12:35:18 #
Nov 5, 2019 12:47:22 #
jdedmonds wrote:
Rattler bites one of two cowboys right on the end of it while he's taking a leak. He pleads with other guy to go find a doctor to find out what to do. Doctor tells guy to cut two little "xs" near the bite marks then suck out the venom. Guy goes back to his stricken partner, who desperately asks him what the doctor said. Guy says, "the doctor says you're gonna die."
Forgive me but normally one does not hijack a post by putting your joke in with the OP's post. It is more respectful to open your own post instead.
Dennis
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