A Fair, Impartial Judge (Humor)
Sep 20, 2019 16:59:39 #
This from “The Legionnaire” magazine. I think he indeed is impartial.
The judge entered the courtroom and started the proceedings. “Before this process starts in earnest, there is something I must clear up,” he said. “The plaintiff gave me $10,000 so I would rule in his favor. The defendant gave me $12,000 so I would rule in his favor. To make sure this case is fair and impartial, I am hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant.”
Seems fair and impartial to me.
The judge entered the courtroom and started the proceedings. “Before this process starts in earnest, there is something I must clear up,” he said. “The plaintiff gave me $10,000 so I would rule in his favor. The defendant gave me $12,000 so I would rule in his favor. To make sure this case is fair and impartial, I am hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant.”
Seems fair and impartial to me.
Sep 20, 2019 17:15:56 #
Sep 20, 2019 17:53:33 #
DeanS wrote:
This from “The Legionnaire” magazine. I think he indeed is impartial.
The judge entered the courtroom and started the proceedings. “Before this process starts in earnest, there is something I must clear up,” he said. “The plaintiff gave me $10,000 so I would rule in his favor. The defendant gave me $12,000 so I would rule in his favor. To make sure this case is fair and impartial, I am hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant.”
Seems fair and impartial to me.
The judge entered the courtroom and started the proceedings. “Before this process starts in earnest, there is something I must clear up,” he said. “The plaintiff gave me $10,000 so I would rule in his favor. The defendant gave me $12,000 so I would rule in his favor. To make sure this case is fair and impartial, I am hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant.”
Seems fair and impartial to me.
Sep 21, 2019 07:53:37 #
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Sep 21, 2019 16:06:52 #
Thanks to everyone for viewing this littletale, especially all who posted comments. I sorta liked the story.
Sep 21, 2019 16:24:44 #
Come on, this isn't a real-world example! A REAL judge would take the money from both parties, then recuse himself!
Sep 21, 2019 17:02:54 #
sbohne wrote:
Come on, this isn't a real-world example! A REAL judge would take the money from both parties, then recuse himself!
His approach only cost him $2K.
Sep 21, 2019 18:22:45 #
Sep 21, 2019 20:39:45 #
hj
Loc: Florida
DeanS wrote:
This from “The Legionnaire” magazine. I think he indeed is impartial.
The judge entered the courtroom and started the proceedings. “Before this process starts in earnest, there is something I must clear up,” he said. “The plaintiff gave me $10,000 so I would rule in his favor. The defendant gave me $12,000 so I would rule in his favor. To make sure this case is fair and impartial, I am hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant.”
Seems fair and impartial to me.
The judge entered the courtroom and started the proceedings. “Before this process starts in earnest, there is something I must clear up,” he said. “The plaintiff gave me $10,000 so I would rule in his favor. The defendant gave me $12,000 so I would rule in his favor. To make sure this case is fair and impartial, I am hereby returning $2,000 to the defendant.”
Seems fair and impartial to me.
Uh-hh- no that's not fair. He rules for the plaintiff and gets $10,000, returns only $2000 to the defendant and keeps $10,000 so he gets $20,000? What did the defendant get for his $10,000?
Sep 22, 2019 10:30:50 #
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