Graham Thirkill Loc: Idylic North Yorkshire, England UK.

1, Adam Rowe: Working at the JobCentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
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2, Leo Kearse: I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring.
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3, Olaf Falafel: I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.
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4, Daniel Audritt: In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me.
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5, Flo and Joan: What do colour-blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?
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6, Darren Walsh: I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts.
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7, Justin Moorhouse: Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project.
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8, Adele Cliff: “I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it”
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9, Alex Edelman: “Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?”
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10. Laura Lexx: “I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time”

Cheers and Beers\Graham
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PhotoNat Loc: Santa Maria, CA

Those are great!
PhotoNat

Cally Loc: Lincoln

Thanks Graham,for the rib ticklers,they are so funny
Cheers
Cally

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Orson Burleigh Loc: Annapolis, Maryland, USA

Eleven out of ten for "The Great British Break Off."

Sam9987

good laughs, thanks