mlj
Loc: Anderson, SC
A little crude, but funny........
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
funnt stuff mlj, thanks for the morning chuckle.
Glad I wasn't drinking my coffee
Sarge69 :thumbup:
Yes, no coffee this morning while reading UHH. I have spilled enough reading these stories. :D :D
Funny! we all need something in our lives to make us laugh :)
Love this! My dd is a product mgr for some Pepsico products. Wonder if they'll assign this to her too. lol
mlj wrote:
A little crude, but funny........
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
A little crude, but funny........ br br Pfizer C... (
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They're also thinking about spray Viagra for party use.
Who knows what form it will come in later on; nasal inhaler? Preparation V ? Birthday cake additive?.....
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