Uranium - Cartoon
Aug 3, 2019 07:44:54 #
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Aug 3, 2019 08:17:12 #
jerryc41 wrote:
You may have to read this twice.
This is the problem with an ADHD, slightly "sheldon-like" biologist understanding jokes like this. I don't get the Uranium Wife connection. My mind goes immediately to the radio-active chemical element Uranium, but I know that is not it. U-Ran-I-Um? Means nothing! But I fully understand the Rattlesnake. All too well. Ever hear the Rattlesnake Shake (song)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2RXnTs3zA
Aug 3, 2019 08:48:55 #
Aug 3, 2019 15:08:14 #
Fkaufman3 wrote:
Don’t get it
Glad I'm not alone. I showed it to my wife and she did not get it either.
Aug 3, 2019 15:12:09 #
Aug 4, 2019 10:43:59 #
Aug 4, 2019 11:52:50 #
DavidPhares wrote:
I got it and I think it is funny! 😁
If you get it, please explain it.
Aug 4, 2019 14:35:53 #
Runs out the guy in the story bought the uranium oxide from Amazon...and it’s perfectly legal. Natural uranium is not radioactive...only enriched U235 is and even it is only minimally so until it is used for reactor fuel or a bomb.
The dirt in Idaho is more radioactive...de to naturally occurring radon gas...then yellowcake is.
The dirt in Idaho is more radioactive...de to naturally occurring radon gas...then yellowcake is.
Aug 4, 2019 22:58:03 #
Burtzy wrote:
If you get it, please explain it.
Ditto that. I didn't get it either.
Aug 5, 2019 20:21:46 #
Still don't get it. Somebody please write slowly and explain. Otherwise not funny.
Aug 5, 2019 21:45:35 #
It can't be "your anium" since that is not a word. I tried to look it up. Would someone PLEASE explain it ???
Aug 5, 2019 22:54:46 #
cameranut wrote:
It can't be "your anium" since that is not a word. I tried to look it up. Would someone PLEASE explain it ???
Yes, explain. "Uranus" is easy to get.
Only thing I could think of was Your cranium - no its my wife's so it would mean he was carrying his wife's skull.
Aug 5, 2019 23:11:14 #
robertjerl wrote:
Yes, explain. "Uranus" is easy to get.
Only thing I could think of was Your cranium - no its my wife's so it would mean he was carrying his wife's skull.
Only thing I could think of was Your cranium - no its my wife's so it would mean he was carrying his wife's skull.
Yeah, at first I thought there might be a plural form of "your anus" but to my knowledge, most have just one, although I have to wonder by the actions of some if------
Aug 5, 2019 23:40:42 #
The driver, not knowing what an "anium" is, throws his wife under the bus saying it's hers, then distracts by admitting the snake is his. OK, not so funny.
Until you find out...this is based on an event in Guthrie, Oklahoma on June 26! See:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/rattlesnake-uranium-oklahoma-trnd/index.html
In addition, there was an open bottle of whiskey, a gun in the console, and the car was stolen!
AND...because the driver had a hunting license and it was rattlesnake season, AND the uranium ore is not illegal (it can allegedly be bought on Amazon), there were no charges brought for the snake or uranium. Oh yeah, he claimed he had the uranium to create a "super snake."
Funny ole world.
Until you find out...this is based on an event in Guthrie, Oklahoma on June 26! See:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/11/us/rattlesnake-uranium-oklahoma-trnd/index.html
In addition, there was an open bottle of whiskey, a gun in the console, and the car was stolen!
AND...because the driver had a hunting license and it was rattlesnake season, AND the uranium ore is not illegal (it can allegedly be bought on Amazon), there were no charges brought for the snake or uranium. Oh yeah, he claimed he had the uranium to create a "super snake."
Funny ole world.
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