...or get the digital version...just make sure you have a 5TB hard-disk.
Can't live with them and can't live without them.
tshift
Loc: Overland Park, KS.
bobbyjohn wrote:
...or get the digital version...just make sure you have a 5TB hard-disk.
That is so funny, must be the short version. Thanks
Tom
Actually, I think that that is just the table of contents.
I saw the title, and I thought
that was the joke.
Burtzy
Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
I flipped through it. All the pages said the same thing. "Can't be done."
What store? I'll pay anything!
Wait for the movie, run time 24 hrs., sequel 24 hrs., and still not answer.
I have the book, "Everything Men Know about Women". It's blank. So maybe this is good reading.
Fayle
Loc: Seward, Alaska and Rionegro, Colombia
bobbyjohn wrote:
...or get the digital version...just make sure you have a 5TB hard-disk.
This photo helps sum it up.
(Sorry for the low res.)
An oldie but too true:
Bridge to Hawaii
A man is walking along the beach and he trips on a magic lamp, he polishes it off and a genie comes out.
"I will grant you one wish" says the genie.
The man thinks for a while and he finally says, "You know, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I've been too scared to fly on a plane, and boats always make me seasick, so I want you to make a bridge to Hawaii."
The genie replies, "Are You Crazy!?!? That would be almost impossible, do you know how deep the ocean is, that would be such a long drive, it just isn't structurally possible. Make another wish"
The guys thinks again and then he says, "I've had plenty of relationships but I could never make them last more than a few months, I just don't understand women. I wish I could understand women."
Then genie looks at him dumbfounded and finally says, "Do you want that bridge two lane or four?"
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