CowBoy at...
...the Pearly Gate.
St. Peter asked the cowboy:
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Couple of minutes ago.”
My brother gave me that one some time ago and I still laugh my ass off every time I hear it.
jaycoffman wrote:
My brother gave me that one some time ago and I still laugh my ass off every time I hear it.
Same here I dig it out from my files
Good one Frenchy. Thanks.
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