I know the feeling. When I was younger I'd sometimes lie out on a rock and play dead, just to see if I could get any to come down. It didn't work...then.
SWFeral wrote:
Is it possible you've actually been dead for a while and don't realize it?
If the vultures start talking to you, possible. If you talk back to them, maybe, depending on what you say.
When you hold meaningful conversations, YUP! You've made it.
If you need an heir for your will, I'm available.
The same thing happened to my brother. They decided they liked the location and called all their friends. Now he has a large flock which will not leave and craps everywhere. They return to roost almost every evening. Hope you have better luck.
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