BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
Introducing a toilet seat for the elderly to spare them the embarrassment of being found dead on the toilet.
The Toilet Death Ejector
BBurns wrote:
Introducing a toilet seat for the elderly to spare them the embarrassment of being found dead on the toilet.
The Toilet Death EjectorThat was funny, but I don't think anybody would give a hoot, where he/she dies!
So my embarrassing moments will follow me to the after-life?!?! I thought I’d be given a clean slate😊
Burtzy
Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
But what if you had shut the door? You might be found with your head sticking through it, your pants around your ankles and the bible on your bed. I mean, how would you explain that? You'd be dead.
What if it wasn't a heart attack, only indigestion. Just sayin
47greyfox
Loc: on the edge of the Colorado front range
Like self driving cars, it may be slightly ahead of its time. Not for everyone. 🤔🥴😎
I like the "mostly accurate" part. That's important.
For some reason , it says you did not make this available in my country (Canada)
How do I want to die? I want to be shot by a jealous husband when I'm 130 years old. ;)
Elvis should have had one.
RichJ207 wrote:
Elvis should have had one.
That's what I was thinking.
That was hilarious, thanks, Dave.
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