Getting old is when . . . .
Getting old is when . . . .
BBurns
Loc: South Bay, California
My grandfather used to say,
"Old is when it just hangs there and watches you mpolish your shoes!"
I've heard that with advanced age, you spend your time doing one of two things....Looking for the nearest bathroom...or trying to remember someone's name...!!
(I can't think who told me this...but, I'm sure it will come to me!)
Apart from physical ailments, age is largely an attitude. When Mae West was 87 years old, she was having sex with several 25 year old guys each day. She did not consider herself to be "old." I have a cousin who-at age 31-started behaving as if she were 81.....sitting around watching TV all day long, or spending most of her time in bed, complaining about aches, and pains, eating too little, forgetting things she should be remembering, etc. She felt very old. Attitude matters.
Old is never waste an erection , never pass up a chance to pee and never trust a fart.
Getting old is when you feel just like a newborn baby!!!
Got no hair, got no teeth and you just peed your pants.
Reminds me of my 85 year old uncle who took Viagra every night. He said he took it so he wouldn't roll out of bed.
How old is old? Always 20 years older than you are now.
Caldian
Loc: Crystal Lake, Michigan & traveling
Forget old! Middle age is 20 years older than I’m ever going to be!
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