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Feb 25, 2013 13:08:44   #
Ron M Loc: Kitchener Ontario Canada
 
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.

I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."

On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo .

Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO .

Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...'"

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Feb 25, 2013 14:09:49   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
there goes the drink again, all over my computer

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Feb 25, 2013 15:54:23   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Even the spittle is going to be hard to remove.

Sarge69

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Feb 25, 2013 16:17:31   #
cameraniac Loc: Huntingburg, Indiana
 
That's a great one....lol!

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Feb 25, 2013 17:12:26   #
Bruce with a Canon Loc: Islip
 
I have tears runnin down my leg ;=)

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Feb 26, 2013 06:04:25   #
LaughBrian Loc: Tn
 
Nice. lol

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Feb 26, 2013 06:48:48   #
Kobuk Loc: Roseville, CA
 
:lol:

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Feb 26, 2013 08:21:03   #
jkm757 Loc: San Diego, Ca.
 
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
I have tears runnin down my leg ;=)


Are you sure those are tears Bruce?

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Feb 26, 2013 08:34:52   #
stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma
 
:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 26, 2013 09:30:04   #
Quickflash Loc: Loganville, Ga
 
ROFLMAO!!!!

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Feb 26, 2013 09:37:54   #
farmerjim Loc: Rugby, England
 
It's funny cos it's true :) :) :) :thumbup:

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Feb 26, 2013 10:05:25   #
UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA
 
Ron M wrote:
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.

I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."

On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo .

Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO .

Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...'"
Two young guys appear in court after being arreste... (show quote)


Now I got to buy another key board !

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Feb 26, 2013 10:35:06   #
rolf Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
 
Good one it is a new one to me.

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Feb 26, 2013 10:39:25   #
Tenischik
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: Excellent! I'm still laughing! Love a good laugh in the morning. Thank you! :)

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Feb 26, 2013 15:41:47   #
Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
 
Dope smokeing! I though all smokers were dopes. It stains your fingers and your cloths and makes a chimley of your nose. :lol: :lol:

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