Ron M
Loc: Kitchener Ontario Canada
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo .
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO .
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...'"
there goes the drink again, all over my computer
Even the spittle is going to be hard to remove.
Sarge69
That's a great one....lol!
I have tears runnin down my leg ;=)
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
I have tears runnin down my leg ;=)
Are you sure those are tears Bruce?
It's funny cos it's true :) :) :) :thumbup:
Ron M wrote:
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo .
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: oO .
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your asshole before prison...'"
Two young guys appear in court after being arreste... (
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Now I got to buy another key board !
rolf
Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
Good one it is a new one to me.
:thumbup: :thumbup: Excellent! I'm still laughing! Love a good laugh in the morning. Thank you! :)
Hal81
Loc: Bucks County, Pa.
Dope smokeing! I though all smokers were dopes. It stains your fingers and your cloths and makes a chimley of your nose. :lol: :lol:
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