stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

It's Hell to be Old !
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>OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
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>An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of
>his physical exam.
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>The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back
>a semen sample tomorrow..'
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>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
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>The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like
>this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
>with my left hand, but still nothing..
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>Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
>left, still nothing.
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>She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
>still nothing.
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>She even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
>both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it

>between her knees, but still nothing.'
>
>The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'
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>The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

St3v3M Loc: 35,000 feet

Heard it here before, but still love it.

Big Stopper Loc: London

Loved that, just got to clear up the beer I spilt now.

sudzmonn Loc: here , there , everywhere

yup ~ thats why I buy the rubber pads for the seniors - so they can open them damn jars !!

G.Feduccia Loc: Paradise in Florida Panhandle

Y'all are still KILLING me with the great jokes! Now, if we could get some about the liberal and left-winger groups . . . .

Gary

P.S. I think it is time for us Conservatives and hopefully most of the, "Silent Majority" to come out of the closet and make our opinions public! We should be tired of Obama's bull-sh*t and raise hell with Congress. If Congress does not address our needs then we need to seek impeachment of the President (for many reasons) and recall of all of our elected representatives!

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

DID I HEAR the word "IMPEACH??", count me in i will sign first!!HAR!!

G.Feduccia Loc: Paradise in Florida Panhandle

JJ, I think you are correct in that we should come out and make OUR OPINIONS known!!! Heck, I am tired of bowing to the minority opinions who want give-away/liberal legislation passed!
If I hear any more about repealing that 22nd amendment or whichever about 2 term limits for the President, I am going to get very, very angry. Nugh said.