One I heard a long time ago:
Little 4 year old Bobby runs in to see his parents with his parents with Suzie, his 3 year old girlfriend in tow.
Bobby: Mom, Dad, Suzie and I want to get married.
Dad: (giving mom that "Let's play along look") Well Bobby, your mother and I like Suzie very much. If it's okay with her parents, it's okay with us
Bobby: (to Suzi) Great - see I told you they'd go for it.
Dad: Now hold on there son - it's very expensive to live now a days. How are you and Suzie going to support yourselves?
Bobby: Well Dad, we've thought about that. If you and Mom give me a doller allowance every week, and Suzie's parents give her a doller allowance every week, we figure we can get by on that.
Dad: That seems reasonable to me. But have you thought about children, kids are very expensive to raise you know.
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Bobby: Well, so far we've been lucky!!
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE
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