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Feb 13, 2013 19:31:12   #
Curtis_Lowe Loc: Georgia
 
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says,
"Probably at work."

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Feb 13, 2013 19:55:41   #
tschmath Loc: Los Angeles
 
Curtis_Lowe wrote:
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says,
"Probably at work."
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigr... (show quote)

What an unbelievably insulting joke. It just shows what a narrow-minded bigot you are.

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Feb 13, 2013 20:00:55   #
Curtis_Lowe Loc: Georgia
 
tschmath wrote:
Curtis_Lowe wrote:
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States .

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !
That person puts up his hand and says,
"I am from Middle East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says,
"Probably at work."
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigr... (show quote)

What an unbelievably insulting joke. It just shows what a narrow-minded bigot you are.
quote=Curtis_Lowe A Russian arrives in New York C... (show quote)


This is what is wrong with today, you make a joke and someone is offended. You don't me. I am neither narrow-minded or a bigot.

If you think you can make a judgement like that based on a post of a JOKE then you are the narrow minded one.

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Feb 13, 2013 20:52:32   #
tschmath Loc: Los Angeles
 
Curtis_Lowe wrote:
This is what is wrong with today, you make a joke and someone is offended. You don't me. I am neither narrow-minded or a bigot.

If you think you can make a judgement like that based on a post of a JOKE then you are the narrow minded one.


Maliciously slandering entire groups of people for no reason other than narrow-minded prejudices is just what you did, plain and simple. I fully stand by what I said, regardless of how well I may know you. You don't have to wear a sheet and burn crosses for everyone to know what a bigot you are.

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Feb 13, 2013 21:02:00   #
Curtis_Lowe Loc: Georgia
 
tschmath wrote:
Curtis_Lowe wrote:
This is what is wrong with today, you make a joke and someone is offended. You don't me. I am neither narrow-minded or a bigot.

If you think you can make a judgement like that based on a post of a JOKE then you are the narrow minded one.


Maliciously slandering entire groups of people for no reason other than narrow-minded prejudices is just what you did, plain and simple. I fully stand by what I said, regardless of how well I may know you. You don't have to wear a sheet and burn crosses for everyone to know what a bigot you are.
quote=Curtis_Lowe This is what is wrong with toda... (show quote)


Thanks for that wonderful insightfull explination you proved my point!

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Feb 13, 2013 21:05:37   #
Curtis_Lowe Loc: Georgia
 
tschmath wrote:
Curtis_Lowe wrote:
This is what is wrong with today, you make a joke and someone is offended. You don't me. I am neither narrow-minded or a bigot.

If you think you can make a judgement like that based on a post of a JOKE then you are the narrow minded one.


Maliciously slandering entire groups of people for no reason other than narrow-minded prejudices is just what you did, plain and simple. I fully stand by what I said, regardless of how well I may know you. You don't have to wear a sheet and burn crosses for everyone to know what a bigot you are.
quote=Curtis_Lowe This is what is wrong with toda... (show quote)


tschmath,

Look this word up "Maliciously"

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Feb 13, 2013 22:16:42   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
And the truth shall be told.

Even in a joke.

J O K E

J O K E

Sarge69
Thanks Curtis :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 13, 2013 23:31:59   #
mooseeyes Loc: Sonora, California
 
sarge69 wrote:
And the truth shall be told.

Even in a joke.

J O K E

J O K E

Sarge69
Thanks Curtis :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


I completely agree with Sarge. It was nothing more than a joke, and a damn funny one at that!

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Feb 13, 2013 23:34:55   #
tschmath Loc: Los Angeles
 
mooseeyes wrote:
sarge69 wrote:
And the truth shall be told.

Even in a joke.

J O K E

J O K E

Sarge69
Thanks Curtis :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


I completely agree with Sarge. It was nothing more than a joke, and a damn funny one at that!


It wasn't funny, it was cruel and demeaning. Calling entire groups of people lazy is mean-spirited and bigoted. Plain and simple. Couching racism in a joke does not eliminate the racism, it only makes the joke teller more ignorant. And those who see no problem with this subliminal racism are just as ignorant and bigoted as the joke teller.

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Feb 13, 2013 23:58:08   #
Curtis_Lowe Loc: Georgia
 
tschmath wrote:
mooseeyes wrote:
sarge69 wrote:
And the truth shall be told.

Even in a joke.

J O K E

J O K E

Sarge69
Thanks Curtis :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


I completely agree with Sarge. It was nothing more than a joke, and a damn funny one at that!


It wasn't funny, it was cruel and demeaning. Calling entire groups of people lazy is mean-spirited and bigoted. Plain and simple. Couching racism in a joke does not eliminate the racism, it only makes the joke teller more ignorant. And those who see no problem with this subliminal racism are just as ignorant and bigoted as the joke teller.
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tschmath,
What if we meant that they were smart for living off the benefits provided by the govenment and did not have to work because they had figured out the system. Smart instead of Lazy.

You seem a bit to touchy on this subject, have you ever been to New York City?

You are way too quick to call others Racist to be considered seriously. Don't wade in too deep now.

Cheers my happy little friend!

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Feb 14, 2013 00:16:24   #
gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch
 
I think somebody needs to crawl down off their cross. :roll: :roll:

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Feb 14, 2013 07:35:10   #
Robert Graybeal Loc: Myrtle Beach
 
Curtis, loved your joke.

Some people are not smart enough to have a sense of humor.
Or too smart.

I had a t-shirt that said "Beam me up Scotty, there is no inteligent life down here". Of the thousands of people who saw it, two actually became offended. Upitity, Intellical types.

Bring on the Jokes!

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Feb 14, 2013 07:55:36   #
cameraniac Loc: Huntingburg, Indiana
 
Hilarious! Thanks, Curtis.

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Feb 14, 2013 08:11:04   #
Curtis_Lowe Loc: Georgia
 
cameraniac wrote:
Hilarious! Thanks, Curtis.


Cameraniac,

Thanks for Looking.

Cheers

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Feb 14, 2013 08:14:25   #
Curtis_Lowe Loc: Georgia
 
Robert Graybeal wrote:
Curtis, loved your joke.

Some people are not smart enough to have a sense of humor.
Or too smart.

I had a t-shirt that said "Beam me up Scotty, there is no inteligent life down here". Of the thousands of people who saw it, two actually became offended. Upitity, Intellical types.

Bring on the Jokes!


Robert,

I mostly forward on the jokes I read her to my non-UHH contacts. But I offered this one and Pow, I had offended the PC police. Geesh!

I think a little humor or levity is a good thing, and I think most folks do as well.

Thanks for posting and Happy Valintines Day to us all here at UHH! :thumbup:

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